Celery's Place of Placeness

Ok, moving on.

Celery — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:56:16 +0000

Spore is a good game. There, I said it. Now on to more pressing matters…

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Posted in Un-awesome stuff

Ok then.

Celery — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:19:06 +0000

Well, Plan B in acquiring information the “package” conceals the has officially failed. But, good news is, it’s failure has opened up a new path, also known as a new plan, which should come before Plan C. Of course, if all else fails, I could turn to “other” means, but whatever. Also, just for awesome sakes, the guinea pigs have been moved into my bedroom. Their bleeding squeaking and fighting is annoying the hell out of me, but, hey they are animals who are too stupid to know free will, so they pretty much do whatever I tell them to.

Posted in Awesome stuff, Un-awesome stuff

Ok, I’ll admit there’s one good thing about Spore

Celery — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:37:21 +0000

And that is WHEN YOU GET TO BLOW UP EARTH!!!!!! DIE N00BS LOLOLOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAH!!

And, because you can’t put images in full size here, and my Photobucket account is down for some reason, I must LINK THEM.

Before…

AFTER!!!!!!11111111!!!oneoneoneoneone

Also, my moniter is 1280×800 instead of 1024×768. Strange…

Posted in Awesome stuff

lolwut?

Celery — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:25:32 +0000

Awesome video is awesome!

Although, of course, everything made by More Awesome Than You is awesome.

Posted in Awesome stuff

RIP Weekly Spoon

Celery — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:26:10 +0000

So, apparently the Weekly Spoon is dead! Impossible! That was the BEST newspaper created in the history of the history, in fact created by a good friend of mine. I wouldn’t know why it’s dead, but it is. SADFACE. Good bye Weekly Spoon, you shall be missed.

Posted in Un-awesome stuff

Just a Reminder!

Carrots, and somtimes Cookies — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:22:46 +0000

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Join the CTHULHU CULTISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted in Awesome stuff, Stuff, Weird stuff

Just a reminder:

Celery — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 22:53:52 +0000

DOWN WITH SPORE!!!!!!!!! BUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!

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Posted in Awesome stuff, Stuff, Un-awesome stuff, Video Game stuff

Random Stuff

Celery — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:14:42 +0000

Sweeney Todd movie < Sweeney Todd 1982 broadway performance

Moose > Carrots

Snipe > Moose

Carrots > Moose

Snipe < Carrots

Carrots > Snipe

The Sporum = More Awesome than You

Rice cakes < Beef Jerkey

Obama > McCain

Internet Explorer < Firefox

EA < Being hit by a bus

My brain must hate me today. Oh, well.

Posted in Stuff

Oh noes!

Celery — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:30:55 +0000

My package is now non-existant! Apparently I can’t be receiving it because of legal reasons…. pfft, stupid legal system. Oh, well, on to plan B. Luckily I also have a plan C, a plan D, a plan E, a plan F, a plan G, a plan H, and a plan I. And no, no one gets to know what the package is. Snipe might know, but NONE OF YOU WILL. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha n00b lol. My INSANITY, let ME show you IT!

AND NO, THE PACKAGE IS NOT PORN!!!

Posted in Headdesk Worthy, Un-awesome stuff

Yeah no.

Celery — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:00:31 +0000

SCARY PICTURES AHEAD!

Posted in Weird stuff