About The Celery

Well, I am actualy a pretty boring person. I am 13 and live in the worst state ever, New Jersey.  It has been one of my ambitions to leave this horrid state and go to, say, Louisiana. I spend most of my time on the computer, playing games like Starcraft, Half Life 2, and Age of Empires. In fact, once I have gone a total of over 48 hours without going outside, and only playing the computer, eating, and sleeping. I am pretty popular at school, but since my school is so far away, I have absolutely no friends nearby. I would make new friends in my neighborhood, but everyone is either 6 and below, or 17 and above.  Also, I believe in Anarchy.  And can somewhat write and Russian.

Oh, and I WANT SPORE, dammit!

Lets see… appearence wise, I’m just average.  Medium-ish dark brown hair, normal sized nose, brown eyes that fit deep inside their sockets, bright white teeth, uh, I am awfully tall for my age.  In fact, most people I meet think I’m 16.  Strange, huh.  Oh and uh… oh yeah! Oddly, my mouth seemed to have permanately been bent into a frown.  I tend to frown all my life these days, so that could be why.  I’m rather thin, with VERY pale skin.  Not much more that can be said there.

16 Responses to “About The Celery”

  1. :)

  2. mmm… cheese and Spore

  3. Mmm, your face.

    Wait, what?

  4. “In fact, once I have gone a total of over 48 hours without going outside, and only playing the computer, eating, and sleeping.”

    I’ve most definitely beaten you there. I’m pretty certain I’ve clocked at least two weeks, perhaps up to four.

    The ssummer holidays rule for obsessive computing!

  5. wow that’s kinda much… I can’t go 87 hours without going to the beach

  6. 4 weeks? That doesn’t seem possible, but for some reason I believe you…

    Anyway, I also like going to the beach. Salt water FTW!

  7. cedar water ftw

  8. i forgot to thank you for calling my face tasty so, thank you for calling my face tasty!

  9. Why you has a boo boo on your face?

  10. because that question was asked so loudly to me once that my skin ripped itself apart.

  11. Makes sense…

    WHY YOU HAS A BOO BOO ON YOUR FACE????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. ow

  13. your skin is “VERY pale”?? I don’t remember an albino celery walking around…

  14. Have you seen me lately? I’m as pale as a… as a… as a pale person. So there.

  15. Woooow… Amazing……………………………. ew.

  16. Like your face. So, I heard you want me to Photoshop your body in strange ways?

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