CELERY!!

Celery! Celery! Remember that website that stole your stuff??  Read this!!! http://www.templetons.com/brad/copymyths.html

Rip out my teeth, please.

Not really.  But it sure feels like someone is.  I got an adjustment to my braces, and was given rubber bands that strech from the top of the mouth to the bottom.  Very annoying.  Also, some person at the orthidontics forgot to cut one of my wires, so that is digging into my teeth.  Also [...]