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I am having spinal cord problems! I think!

Posted by Celery on July 4, 2008

So, I all day, all around my body, It feels like I’m constantly getting a small electric shock.  Not enough to hurt or kill you or anything, just enough to be able to feel it.  And my spine hurts.  Is my brain taking drugs?

Anyway, Photoshop camp, FTW.

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Happy Fourth of July!

Posted by Celery on July 4, 2008

Yes.  So enjoy it people!  It only comes once a year.

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CELERY!!

Posted by moose on July 2, 2008

Celery! Celery! Remember that website that stole your stuff??  Read this!!! http://www.templetons.com/brad/copymyths.html

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Rip out my teeth, please.

Posted by Celery on July 2, 2008

Not really.  But it sure feels like someone is.  I got an adjustment to my braces, and was given rubber bands that strech from the top of the mouth to the bottom.  Very annoying.  Also, some person at the orthidontics forgot to cut one of my wires, so that is digging into my teeth.  Also very annoying.  And, last but the least, the dentist dude said my gums were poor quality and were infested with plaque.  So, I go to brush them, and my gums start bleeding badly.  Go me.  Hey, at least they’re clean now.

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Mmmmm….

Posted by Celery on July 1, 2008

If there’s anything better than a cheeseburger on a summer evening, with ketchup and tomatoes, with a side of chocolate milk, I have yet to know about it.

Mmm…

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My first day at the camp of photoshop-ness.

Posted by Celery on June 30, 2008

For those of you who have been following my life via the site you are visiting, you would know I was supposed to go to a “digital image editing and web design class,” more commonly known as photoshop class.  Anyway, I woke up at 7:00, much like school.  I was very nervous.  VERY.  When I got there around 8:00, all the kids from the photoshop camp and the other camps gathered in this one large room, while we waited for the other kids to arrive.  The counselers put on Nickelodian, but, not knowing the moring is usually dedicated to Nick Jr, we were forced to watch Dora the Explorer, except for a lucky few (including me) who were playing checkers together.  Anyway, soon everyone arrived, and we went to get started.  At first, we did stuff I already knew (having some expierence with photoshop) like how to make ZOMG CIRCLES!!11!!!!!111  Then, as a one time expierence, we went outside around 10:15 to do stuff.  Me and my two NEW friends watched everyone play, while making weird comments. (juggling chainsaws, anyone?)  After that, we went to lunch.  Then we went to another recess.  (remember the first recess is not supposed to happen, it was just a treat.)  Soon we arrived back and did some more advance stuff.  Me likie.  Then, around 3:00, we went back out to the main room, and waited to be picked up.  My ride arrived around 4:00, while I chatted and watched people play games.  Then I came home.  Then I went upstairs, grabbed my laotop, and wrote all this down.  Yay.  Prepare for more stuff next week.  Goodbye.

And, this camp is for NORMAL people.  Just saying.  *insane laugh*

Posted in Awesome stuff, Interesting Stuff, Tech stuff, ZOMG school | 4 Comments »

So, about the party…

Posted by Celery on June 28, 2008

The party was ok.  Well, I mean great.  Only three people came, Me, Carrots, and Snipe.  Comrade came, but had to leave in the middle of watching Sweeney Todd (Around 10:00), after I drenched the kitchen with cream soda.  Not my fault.   For some reason, probably due to Moose and myself throwing popcorn and cheese doodles at each other, due to me making off-color comments, we didn’t finish the movie until midnight.  I nearly cried during *cough* spoilers *cough*.  After that, the next 4 hours involved us in the basement, with Moose turning off the lights constantly and trying to kill me. (Not literally, but it felt like it.)  I didn’t get to sleep until 5 in the morning, even though I tried to start sleeping at 4, because of everyone having loud conversations, and drawing on me with markers.

The next day, or the same day, or whatever, we went to the blueberry festival.  We stayed for like a half hour, because it was so hot.  Around 100 degress Farenheit.  We then went back to Moose’s house, and then we went swimming in a lake.  Despite only getting 3 hours of sleep, I seemed to do pretty well swimming.  Then we went back to Moose’s house, and then the parents came to pick us up.

Overall, I really enjoyed the party, except that the dog kept trying to eat me.  I really look foreward to next year.  And you better invite Carrots, MOOSE!

ETA: Oh, I can’t believe I forgot to put this.
BENJAMIN BARKER!!!!!!!11!1!1!!1!1!!1!!!!!!1111!!!!1!1!

Posted in Awesome stuff, Food!, Interesting Stuff, Moose and Cheese | 9 Comments »

ASSEMBLE, ATTACK!!

Posted by moose on June 26, 2008

I posted this as three of my comments on my site, but I must bring them here! THIS SITE HAS STOLEN FROM CELERY, AND OTHER CELERYS!!!!!!!!  ASSEMBLE, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!  TONIGHT, WE DINE IN HEALTH!!

THIS IS CELERY!!!!

http://www.cityes.org/celery.html
this site stole from Celery! :O :O :O :O :O!!!:
“…Today, I went to the pet expo in the Valley Forge Convention Center. It was kinda fun, since they had bird and dog shows, and they displayed the world’s ugliest dog, who isn’t really that ugly. The place also had disabled dogs and cats…”

MORE STOLEN QUOTES!!:
“…I’ve betrayed my allies and joined the camo shoe club! Yay!…”
they’re stealking quotes from his site!

They’ve also stolen FROM OTHER CELERYS!!!!!!
not Celeries, Celerys|!

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Hur.

Posted by Celery on June 26, 2008

Soon I will be leaving to go to Moose’s house for the sleepover/party.  I am getting his gift today, and shall be ready by tomorrow.  I am very excited.  Camo jackets shall be worn.  With camo pants (if I can get my dresser drawer open) and black shoes.  No camo shoes.  We also are going to go into a lake and swim, and go to a blueberry festival.  For those who don’t know, blueberries are awesome.  Also, there will be Sweeney Todd kareoke along with Wii fit and Mario Kart Wii and Super Smash Bros Brawl.  Now, as long as I don’t get lyme disease again, I can go.

Posted in Awesome stuff, Moose and Cheese | 9 Comments »

CAMO SHOE CLUB!!

Posted by moose on June 26, 2008

Posted in Awesome stuff, Camo Shoe Club, Interesting Stuff, Moose and Cheese | 3 Comments »